WHAT SHOULD BUFFS CALL ME
when i see someone wearing a CSU shirt
December 2012
9 posts
when I smoke weed after taking a "break"
when anything goes wrong in my life
when I watch revenge
when the fire went off at skrillex vs knife party halloween
When the bartender at k's give me a full volcano
When my mom asks me what I want to do when I'm home for the holidays
After I watched the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Coming out of my room after finishing my business management project
July 2012
1 post
when i don't have air conditioning during the hottest summer in boulder history
June 2012
4 posts
when everyone from my high school is either engaged, married, or pregnant
when someone asks me how maymester was
when Hapa on the hill changed to Hana
when i have class in the basement of muenzinger
May 2012
129 posts
when i partied in fort collins with my friends who go to csu
when i pass the never opened fro-yo place on the hill
when my professor doesn't cancel class when there's 3 feet of snow
when i get stuck talking to a creepy guy at the bars
when people in boulder cross the street whenever they want
when i went to the st. patrick's day party on marine
at first i was like:
then the cops came in swat gear and i was like:
when my friends ask if i want to go to dollar wells
when i go to chick-fil-a
when i get to the dispensary at 7:02
when my friends and i prepare to walk home from the bars
when the walrus gave me a bottle of champagne on my 21st
when i went to nitro for the first time
when ripple doesn't have my favorite flavor fro-yo
when freshmen go out on the hill the first week of school
when boulder is ranked top party school, best place to live, city that looks best naked, and most educated city
when the bums in front of the fox ask if i can spare any change
when my friend picks me up outside of absinthe
when i'm at liquor mart trying to decide what kind of alcohol to get
when i go to core power yoga
what i think i look like
what i actually look like
when my friend tells me she has to start maymester already
when the goose lost their liquor license
when i stop at cosmo's on the way home from pearl
when the waiter asks if i want a salad
when i have $1 kamikaze shots at the downer
when my parents tell me i drink too much
when i say goodbye to the professor who gave a cumulative final
when i'm in line to get a drink at absinthe on ladies night
when i see people walking around campus with no shoes on
when my parents come to visit and take me to The Med
when i walk out of a standards meeting and everyone asks what happened
when frat guys ask what's so bad about rush
when my beer pong partner can't make a cup
when theta xi tries to be extreme
what they think they look like
what they actually look like
when the jimmy john's delivery man gives me my sub
when kappa sig starts their ole chant
when i make friends with girls in other sororities
