WHAT SHOULD BUFFS CALL ME

when i see someone wearing a CSU shirt

when I smoke weed after taking a “break”

when anything goes wrong in my life

when I watch revenge

when the fire went off at skrillex vs knife party halloween

When the bartender at k’s give me a full volcano

When my mom asks me what I want to do when I’m home for the holidays

After I watched the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Coming out of my room after finishing my business management project

when i don’t have air conditioning during the hottest summer in boulder history